I’ll save everyone some time. This is most of the opinion articles

Yep. I think it says a lot that Harper has the full support/respect from 9/10ths of the National fans... or the people that watch him bust his ass, and carry the team 150+ games a year. A lot of these judgements seem to be coming from people that have seen him in 2 or 3 games and read a sound bite.

I think at this…

No. I think his hair was naturally that dark.

Hipsters say Joe Maddon ruined wearing big stupid glasses.

“I knew one day I would be compared to Peyton Manning”
-Alex Smith

Browns fan, and living in Philly.
I think it’s just inspirational that you can get out of bed each morning.
Bless you, you poor soul.

This is the first time ive rooted for a concussion.

It will need the boost too.
After President Trump declares a war on Mexico and loses said war, Monday Night Football will actually be soccer.

The only waitlist, is to exit the stadium

I think he is the guy from “Bones”

I admire that with every fast food place trying to make “better”or “fresher”, Taco Bell (or ‘the Bell” as the cool kids call it) started the business model of “Fuck it, stoned people eat too; Lets see how much wierd garbage we can shove in a tortilla, and charge a dollar for it!”

I bet before the year ends they will…

Oh, fucking sports fans. “enemy territory”
At some point, have some perspective. You aren’t in a warzone. You are watching grown men run around with a ball. It’s not worth putting someone in the hospital.

It’s almost like letting people binge drink for 11 hours and then watch people violently slam people around, is a bad idea.

Seriously though...calm the fuck down, bay area. I’m a 49ers fan, but I’m tired of hearing about someone getting their head stomped in every home game.

Awesome. If you worked at Comcast customer support, I get Bingo on my “jobs that attract assholes” card.

Of course you did.

Now that is a cushy job. I bet those doormats sell themselves.

Jimmy T is the American dream. Just keep showing up to enough jobs and fly under the radar just enough to not get fired, and one day some you will be given a job that you in no way deserve or are competent at).

15 minutes early= no fine
17 minutes early= $50 fine
5 minutes late= Tom Coughlin pays you $50
15 minutes late= Target gift card and freshly baked cookies

Tom isn’t what we would call a “numbers guy”.

“He’s done worse”

multiple concussions is a hell of a drug.