Well, if we were going to nuke the U.S., I can’t think of a better place to start than Philly.

The port-a-johns were definitely added for visitors.
Philadelphians generally prefer to piss in the street.

No. I think his hair was naturally that dark.

Hipsters say Joe Maddon ruined wearing big stupid glasses.

OMG, Rowling ... I feel like Harry Potter is the only thing you ever talk about.

Optimus Prime Batman, also known as Impending Lawsuit Batman.

“I knew one day I would be compared to Peyton Manning”
-Alex Smith

Browns fan, and living in Philly.
I think it’s just inspirational that you can get out of bed each morning.
Bless you, you poor soul.

This is the first time ive rooted for a concussion.

It will need the boost too.
After President Trump declares a war on Mexico and loses said war, Monday Night Football will actually be soccer.

If it’s a bad character or bad movie it might.
Elektra and Catwoman pretty much murdered the female superhero movie genre right out of the gates.

The only waitlist, is to exit the stadium

I think he is the guy from “Bones”

Yet when I do it, the cops are called.

I will definitely be waiting for reviews for Cap:White. I don’t think anyone has done more (in less time) to damage their goodwill, than Jeph Loeb.

At this point, I’d be more likely to read a comic written by Dwayne Johnson or Neil Gaiman’s housecat, than one written by Loeb.

I admire that with every fast food place trying to make “better”or “fresher”, Taco Bell (or ‘the Bell” as the cool kids call it) started the business model of “Fuck it, stoned people eat too; Lets see how much wierd garbage we can shove in a tortilla, and charge a dollar for it!”

I bet before the year ends they will…

Oh, fucking sports fans. “enemy territory”
At some point, have some perspective. You aren’t in a warzone. You are watching grown men run around with a ball. It’s not worth putting someone in the hospital.

It’s almost like letting people binge drink for 11 hours and then watch people violently slam people around, is a bad idea.

Seriously though...calm the fuck down, bay area. I’m a 49ers fan, but I’m tired of hearing about someone getting their head stomped in every home game.

Awesome. If you worked at Comcast customer support, I get Bingo on my “jobs that attract assholes” card.

Of course you did.