Just buy a Dudley Boyz DVD if you just want to see them do the same 3 moves that theyve been doing for 20 years.

If you’re able to pick up girls, you must look much different than I do at the gym.
A few times i’ve been tempted to talk to girls at the gym ... until I notice that i’m red-faced, sticky, sweaty, (probably) stinking, and in the stylish attire of a dingy t-shirt that was given away free at a race/baseball game.

Sigh... yeah, I’ve seen it. And it may have been “godfather of (gangsta) rap”, but it doesn’t matter. If you are consistantly the weakest link on your own tracks, that’s saying something.*

*Note: Dre is a great producer. He is Timbaland or Pharell with better coattails to ride. Credit where it is due: I give full…

I’ve wondered why nobody talks about how Dre is talked about as the “godfather of rap”, but his entire career is playing Robin to someone else’s Batman... Ice Cube, Snoop, Eminem(?). The Chronic was a Snoop Dogg album, featuring Dr. Dre.

My master plan to increase RG3 bobblehead sales is working! Also, do any of you know some injuns that want a blanket?

It’s a tough call.
I’m not big on RG3 personally, but he joined a team that was known for having no O-Line and having QBs get battered. He has a great year but gets crushed by defenses, sent out injured by a senile coach and a greedy front office. He is criticized for his pocket passing, but he has 1/100th of a second…

There is major league softball now?

Everything in this article is accurate; it actually could have been much worse (it didn’t mention our fans that were pretty MIA from ‘2003-2012. Total trainwreck this year.
I was in denial that they could fuck up a team this badly
-I was the last person on earth convinced that they were going to keep Harbaugh. Yes he…

Yeeeeeesssss. Move the Seahawks to the AFC!
(maybe make it retroactive to the 2013 season)

- a 49ers fan.

If that is what you consider flirting, you should probably start setting aside bail money.

They have a suspect in custody.

“Geno Smith Got His Face Caved In Because He’s A Poor Leader”

No. He got his face caved in because someone hit it really hard. With their fist.
Do some fact-checking, Deadspin.

They’ll change their names from the “Browns” to the “Black & Blues”
..get it?....because he..... sigh. I’ll show myself out.

We need a petition to have Steve Austin moderate the next debate.

“Your stupid. That was the classiest sell ever. It was huge”

Lesson learned: don’t do stories that will attract people from Iowa.

the literal fuck is my favorite fuck.

You say Raiders fan, but you have the spelling and grammar of an Eagles fan.

That was my thought (based on the mere 5 days that i’ve been there).
If there is any place that doesn’t need to be extorted to keep a sports team it’s San Diego. You’ll be alright... because it’s friggin San Diego

What the fuck kind of Jetsons-Biodome shit is this?!