“Geno Smith Got His Face Caved In Because He’s A Poor Leader”

No. He got his face caved in because someone hit it really hard. With their fist.
Do some fact-checking, Deadspin.

They’ll change their names from the “Browns” to the “Black & Blues”
..get it?....because he..... sigh. I’ll show myself out.

We need a petition to have Steve Austin moderate the next debate.

“Your stupid. That was the classiest sell ever. It was huge”

Lesson learned: don’t do stories that will attract people from Iowa.

the literal fuck is my favorite fuck.

You say Raiders fan, but you have the spelling and grammar of an Eagles fan.

That was my thought (based on the mere 5 days that i’ve been there).
If there is any place that doesn’t need to be extorted to keep a sports team it’s San Diego. You’ll be alright... because it’s friggin San Diego

What the fuck kind of Jetsons-Biodome shit is this?!

I agree. Although I think there is a way to do the origin for them (or any superhero movie) though flashbacks and make it work.
Superhero origin stories bog down the movie. If they had the first 30 minutes with the team on an scientific exploration and showed flashbacks through each character’s viewpoint, they could…

When your choices are “he got his ass kicked”, or “he was totally beating up that 46 year old man” there is no winning option.

“The decision makes Trump the ninth candidate (out of 16) to which the DNC is devoting such resources”

So they find him the 9th-most “serious’ candidate. Now that, I can see.

How about a spouse swap. My wife doesn’t close cabinet doors. Cabinet doors!
My entire existence is like an obstacle course. Half-asleep in the morning? Great — now, try to make your coffee while dodging shit at forehead-level.

Well the Mets had tried to trade for the Brewers’ ground crew, but the deal fell through.

I think it was just a Marlins fan in the stands.
Things like that are really noticeable when your attendence in 17 people.

Yeah, they’re doing great. That’s why Oakland is known for its safety and tranquility.

Yeah, I’m hoping they will atleast cover some of his losses for next year’s arbitration contract. I think they’ve burned the bridge for an extension, but I wish they hadn’t; the one thing this year has shown is that they do not currently have the next Storen/Clippard/Stammen on the roster.

This is the best the selfie generation can muster.
Hell, even LL Cool J did better against Cannibus.

Not a cent. I’m paying them to blow smoke up other people’s asses.

It’s definitely a shitty situation for Drew (especially to happen a 2nd time).
If Drew can keep pitching at the current level, it’s a fearsome final two innings, but he is getting hurt by an outdated “closer” position. 3 outs are just as important in the 8th as the 9th, and the best pitchers should be paid…