Paying with cash and he used his legal name?  Rookie move.

Just what I always wanted a barrel aged stout in 90 degree weather with 70% relative humidity.

“Florida Man, reeking of toasted coconut and madagascar vanilla beans, arrested for being too tired and full to get off public park bench”

You want Florida to get...more drunk!?

Jeez, sounds like he’s not gonna Virk there anymore

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.

This is a very important point. My brother-in-law is a volunteer assistant at CMU (too far past graduation to be a graduate assistant) and worked as linebackers coach at an NAIA school. He does the same thing when I watch football with him. Every play, after the team lines up he calls both the offense and the defense.…

OH CHRIST IT STINKS

Never in my life have I or will I tip anybody other than a waiter/waitress or my barber, that’s it, everybody else can fuck off.

As tribute, Blake Bortles is currently crasing and burning in London.

I refuse to not believe the story that Rickey didn’t recognize John Olerud wore his helmet in the field after they won a World Series together.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

I want Ken Holland to attend my funeral on the off chance that he’ll sign another dead and broken body to long term contract.

The team immediately listed him as Questionable: Lower Body Injury. Don’t want to give too much information to their next opponent.

Fortunately for him it’s a game of inches.

You usually want to see above average separation from wide receivers, not defensive backs.

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

Nephew on the left is mesmerized by the chicken dunking... or something else about his aunt.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.