If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?

Like, who outside of Columbus and Philly didn’t want to see the Capitals and Penguins go at it again in the second round this year?

Once in college I walked out of a party with a jacket that looked exactly like mine. Then later, a friend of mine who was at the same party noticed my jacket and very helpfully brought it home to me. So I had two of the exact same corduroy jacket with a wool collar from American Eagle. It was pretty cool, you guys.

Out of all the characters in this story, I think I like the bulldog the most.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

There is plenty of blame to go around and there were lots of bad decisions made by lots of people here.

Would it have killed the university to include something in their statement that said the report of their interest in hiring him was “premature”?

Looks like trouble’s Bruin.

Plus every time you say it an eagle “CAWS!!!” in the background.

Keep a close eye on him between now and enshrinement, lest he take it back.  

I barely know him

And I don’t want the world to see me, indeed.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

And now Huggins will meet his match going up against the Italian Suit King.

Somewhere Virginia is thinking we probably could have scored 44 points.

Winner leaves town.

His ass