Amazing, how is he able to keep Mike Greenberg’s career in the air for that long.

Can you simultaneously be incapable of standing up straight while also be incapable of bending over at the same time? What’s that called? Because he’s that.

Holy shit this guy is only 40??

That’s pretty much every video I’ve seen this year of a guy wearing a Hawks jersey.

I’m convinced Steph Curry rolled his ankle on purpose so he didn’t have to see this all game.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

“Whoa...sweet mechanics!”

It’s all relative.
Is he Brady/Rodgers/Ryan/Brees good? No.
Is he Alex Smith, Flacco, Eli good? Maybe.

His benefit is that he’s proven.
Statistically Cake Keenum may have been the best QB in the league last year and has no demand. Teams have spent years on players like Jameis Winston, Carr, and Bortles, and still don’t…

The only reason you made this comment was to call him Larry, wasn’t it? Be honest.

Sorry, but that barely qualifies as even liking guns in America. I’m reasonably confident that three of those came with the purchase of his house in Georgia.

I feel like your son’s AYSO team has a fighting chance to best you in reading comprehension. The tweet came from Germany. Germany has a good soccer team. [Cue McBain (That’s the joke)]

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

Kellys ranked:

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

“My word is my bond. Once you break that, there’s nothing left,” LaMonte said.

Ask the Caps what it’s like to lead the league in points headed into the playoffs.