Great article. I was going to forward it to my Dad, who is a Hall alumnus, until I read this line:

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Canada would still not have made the 2018 World Cup. They didn’t make the top six in CONCACAF.

I am one, and no, I would not.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

“...including coke bottles, deodorant bottles, steel pipes, baseball bats and broom sticks.”

“there was a lookout at the door watching for coaches not to come.”

“The ceiling?”

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

“What’s a roof?”

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

I’m sure that’s not the only big shot Carolina fans cheered in Memphis.

sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

shhhhhhh you’re not supposed to say it out loud

As someone who came up on late 80s/90s college hoops, it feels weird not to see the East Regional seemingly permanently rooted in New Jersey.

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Was entire deadspin staff waitlisted from NU?