Well he’d put the ass back in Assembly Hall, that’s for sure.

His presence was devaluing Assembly Hall

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

“These people have awful names.”

But did she apologize for putting her feet on the Oval Office couch?

I guess Budapest wasn’t Hungary enough.

Good. Clearly they’re not Hungary enough for it.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

As an English major, I’m very sad to see Joyce be so uncaring about the dead.

You may be right.

Later he gets the rebound. Passes it to the man. Shoots it. And boom goes the dynamite.

Agreed. Being a dick the majority of the time doesn’t go away just because he took care of a dog that one time.

As endearing as this may be, Torts can still suck it.

It doesn’t sound like Gar heard what they were saying.

I’ve actually tried to reassure my wife that, if I were ever to start hiring prostitutes, they’d be strictly high class call girls and not cheap street hookers.

Make the replica out of fools gold!

DeShaun Watson, Jr. ?

Dear Jorge,