So kinda like this...

Ladyjacks? Sounds like something you get under the table after a few cocktails.

“Just not in the face, not right now,” is also a common refrain among runners-up at the AVN Awards.

The good news for him is his mom has already forgotten about this.

Bitch Gorring

Or they could hire Brad Ausmus away from the Tigers and have Hue, Lue and a Jew .

“We don’t know where Minor League Guy played last year, but I’m sure he did a helluva job.”

Bad move by Seattle trading American money for Canadian money.

Johnson may be facing prison time, but the CEO is the one who got Byrne’d.

What if I’m not Spanish?

If by “sure” for Athens you mean “Sure was a devastating blow to the Greek economy,” then yes.

You lost me at #2, Buca Di Beppo. That place is hot garbage and I would eat Olive Garden 100 times over before I set foot in a BDB.

And now he’s being reported dead in car accident!

Roger Goodell immediately suspended Darvish for two games.

Five Guys sells hot dogs at all locations. They get wildly overshadowed by the burgers, but they’re on the menu. I assume they were the dethroned champ.

For a while I though the theme song lyrics were....

Just go already.

When reached for comment, Griffin said he was just “feeling a little Testi.”

Clapton and “Wonderful Tonight” belong in the boner-generating pantheon.