A Panthers-Patriots Super Bowl halftime show? What could possibly go wrong?

Rangers suck

Nacho Monreal? I believe that’s pronounced “poutine.”

I tried playing “It’s just Tippeligaen” with girls in college.

Once you go Bud Black, you never go back. Or maybe you do.

The Rangers still recorded the force out at second on the play, so that automatically negates any error call.

I’m guessing this problem disappears in 15 seconds

This would have been really funny 25 years ago.

Santo wasn't even calling that game. He was resting at home in Arizona having had surgery earlier in the season. Steve Stone was his replacement. But hey, if it makes the Bartman narrative better to throw old diehard Ronnie in the booth, why not bend the facts?

NBC will go to great lengths to promote the London Olympics.

Even Garry Bettman thought that was a bit much.

D Bag meet D League

They brought their f—-ing toys.

Bill Simmons' dad is going to drink your milkshake.

Yeah! My TV screen is on Deadspin!

Wayne Gretzky in Waikiki Hockey. So bad it was good!

Heeeeey...wait a minute. You on the right? England didn't qualify for Euro 08!

I was impressed with how quickly the Spainish had their flares ablaze after yesterday's shootout win. They had those suckers ready to go.

Should have been you Peter Frojfeldt.

With all the yellow cards and injuries Turkey have racked up, they may have no choice but to play with 9 men on Wednesday.