His all time favorite manager? Stump Merrel.

"And they robbed me of the Biletnikoff."

Air horns at the end are a nice touch.

@Shorty: A Devils fan and a SITC hater? I like you, Shorty. I shall cheer for you.

Perhaps the Yankees would be interested in a Jeter and A-Rod for Holliday swap?

I'd go see it if Kristen Davis gets naked in it. Does she?

@A Pimp Named DaveR: I think you're getting your broadcast meltdowns of 2006 by '80s pitchers confused. Rick Sutcliffe was sending Clooney to solve that thing, whereas Blyleven was "We gotta start this fuckin' thing over over cause I fucked it up. Oh....we're live?"

@PantsUnknown: Either that or it was written by Foghorn Leghorn.

Does that league history come in pamphlet format for light reading?

Has Jerry West stopped talking yet?

Just googled myself and you know what came up? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Couldn't he have just saved himself all the trouble and provided a shameless link to his own blog in the comments section?

We usually ignore press releases around these parts

Nice thing about that slogan is it will work well for other cities when the Bobcats flee town in a few years.

So who do you think is hotter; Danielle Ammaccapane or Dina Ammaccapane?

This just a guess, but I'm gonna say dustbin = garbage can.

Pam Ward knows her shit. Suzy Kolber knows her shit. Doris Burke knows her shit.

@Trot Nixons Hat: Chelsea's assistant coach said postgame that Drogba would have been one of the 5 and not Terry.

To me, he is the gleaming hood ornament of a Chelsea team that feels titles are their divine right because they are all international superstars who make more money than God.

The Braves have so few fans coming to games as it is. They can't afford to lose one to idiocy.