Back in the day, Mike was hilarious as the sports update guy on Imus in the Morning. Approve.

Damn, Virginia Madsen has really ket herself go.

@Spectacular Sam: Never been in the casino itself, but if you want to do anything on or near the strip, better have a car. If you don't have to stay there you can probably do better, as hotel rates are pretty low right now. I stayed at The Palms last week for $89.

Best line of that movie- Brimley: "What the hell do you think I am around here? The fuckin' night watchman?"

But when the Marlins' fan base is increasedto these three people, don't come crying to me.

Come here baby and let me show you the World's Largest Drum.

How many arrests for bar room brawls did the 86 Strat-o-matic Mets manage?

Looks like those riot dogs in Manchester showed a lot more bite than Glasgow Rangers' offense.

In Chuck's defense, you can burn through $400k at a place like the Wynn pretty quick. He'd have gotten more for his money at a place like O'Shea's or Palace Station.

And if anyone gives a crap about a UEFA Cup liveblog....

I'll say it- I am enjoying Doris Burke's work on this Spurs-Hornets game. Time for a Doris Burke MAR.

Maybe the service was just slow and horrendous? I mea, Christ, he was there until 3:45.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Apparently, according to the article, not before the introduction of the BCS in 1998 and 1990s NFL expansion.

Not a lot of men in your line of work are there, Mr. Gasol.

I'm Ernie Johnson. Tits McGee has the night off.

Man, that Soccer Haus blogger is one handsome fellow.

Screw the running. Just being from Notre Dame makes Dan McGrath annoying.

I see your Harry Schwartz is as big as mine.

What's the deal with being on the hair?

the kid has finally taken it off.