Wait..15 bucks for sex isn't normal? Who are you to judge?

@SuperFrankieLampard: That's like saying "Smell this milk. I think it's sour."

Clemens Apology for That Which Shall Go Unnamed vs. Giambi Apology for That Which Shall Go Unamed.

"Ronaldo's prostitute had this look that he wasn't letting anything past him." -CryingGame

How guilty did people feel cashing those winning Place tickets? Not that guilty?

How the deuce is Mike Modano the alternate and not the captain of the Stars. Guy has been on the squad since the Minnesota days. Can someone who follows the Stars more closely kindly explain?

Perhaps Cesc can entertain at halftime of New Orleans Hornets games.

@thetaxman: I'm with you there. Meh.

@Lizabelle: no person, just a metallic hula hoop.

NBA: Where crappy in-game stunts happen.

Oh, nice, and Chuck just said they'd "try and burn me up" if he ran for governor of Alabama.

Mascot jumped through the ring of fire, except they couldn't put the ring of fire out, now there's fire extinguisher crap all over the floor and it's taking forever to clean it up.

You know, if a stunt is gonna go wrong, the mascot should have at least caught fire.

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Or considering some major edits to this video.

Wow, Nispey Russell sure let himself go.

a 9pm local tip-off on Bourbon Street seems like a fantastic idea for Hornets-Spurs.

Did the real thing end as abruptly as the YouTube clip does or did the guy's DVR switch over to tape Backstage Passport?

I heard he swallowed his vomit taking a test.

So, Daily News, +1 for Clemens, -1 for botching the Avery story.

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Uh, no way in hell those girls are from Milwaukee. Have you SEEN the women there?