ERIC BREWER, JULIE BUCK, KAREN FOSS, RALPH BUTLER, SHIMMY GRAY MILLER, COURTNEY COOPER

Heroin's a helluva drug.

Sorry I blew the cover on our draft plans. -Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland

BDD: What are you two doing here?

Shouldn't we be firing our rage at MediaBistroDC as much as the Post?

I wasn't ate for the cycle at Miller Park (Brat, Hot Dog, Italian, Polish). To borrow a line from Bad Santa, I didn't shit right for a week.

@MickelsonsManBoobs: No, it's Arsenal's 05-06 campaign.

You gotta like the prospects of the Champions League final being an all red affair in Moscow.

Kissing Suzy Kolber has a new daddy, and a brokenURL.

Did they think it would be unfair if Emilio Estevez was added to the squad?

Each and every night I give it to my hos.

Sure thing, Joe Mayo.

Way to hog all the IMDB memorable quotes for that one....

"I think we can drop the 'Memphis can't shoot free throws now." -JCalipraiSweet16

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Meh.

Are those Elways daughtesrs?

If the Avs win, they get a behind-the-scenes tour of the Sen. Larry Craig bathroom at MSP Airport.

No offense, but Jay Bilas finds this conversation stupid.

But I said "With all due respect!"

Is that picture from "Earnest Goes to a Sonics Game?"