So, wait, Brooks Brothers shrits=gay?

Any any talk of the Flames and YouTube needs this clip....

Take it off Kipprusoff!

Does the Cincinnati Enquirer still have a Nazi beat writer left over from the Marge Schott days?

Yes, but you haven't lived until you've attended 25 cent beer and hot dog night at Tampa Jai Alai. (May it rest in piece.)

Usually shots being fired into the floor only happen when the LuvaBulls perform, ifyaknowwhatimean.

I would not say yes. I would not say no.

@Phony Gwynn: Is "ruined by a broken pipe" some sort of euphamism, or did that really happen?

Let it be Lowenbrau, bitch!

How long do we have to wait for "Golf Your Way with Tom Crean"?

Were these photos taken at Pleasure Island? And wait, that's not So Taguchi?

I'll take a Barely Legal....uh, no, the new one.

While we're on the subject of Big Ten hoops, who does Bill Carmody have to murder to get fired. Does anyone realize he is the second-longest tenured Big Ten coach and nary a sniff of postseason play to show for it.

If an #11 seeded Illinois can get to the final in 1999, there's no reason something similar can't happen in the craptastic Big Ten of 2008.

@Doyle McPoyle: There was an Eagles cheerleader sex scandal of sorts. The infamous peephole from the visitors locker room into the cheerleader's lockers at the Vet.

@UpstateUnderdog: or Yoda?

The only thing that Barnsley-Chelsea game was missing was Gus Johnson.

• "I'm proud of this team for making a playoff statement this big this early." — Marty Schotenehimer (Circa 1986, 1987, 1995, 1997, 2006)

Some curious looking scars on that young lady.

@UkraineNotWeak: They brought their fuckin' toys!