Do I have to be an Insider to use the ESPN restroom?

@lieutenant winslow: Saw that, too. And Eric Young is....what's the word I'm looking for....he sucks.

You combine Cleveland's stadium mustard and Milwaukee's secret sauce and it's the greatest combo of ballpark condiments imaginable.

@twoeightnine: Perhaps too soon, but pretty hilarious.

@Yostal: At some point, the weather should be an advantage..Remember all of those Marlins freezing in the dugout during the 1997 World Series.

Ok, I'll bite...

your humble editor, whose No. 1 entry you can probably guess

Do we have a verdict on Houston Nutt's daughter? I'm inclined to say "no", but could be swayed after a few adult beverages.

@Logical Negativist: Joke's on Chipotle...taxes are due on the 17th this year.

Amaker — by all accounts a classy and upstanding fellow

It may take a little while to get used to Greg Maddux wearing this

@Weed Against Speed: KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

Closing in on 100 plus comments and no references to Bob Slidell?!

Strictly speaking, does this qualify as "classic?"

You know, it's a damn shame for Rutgers that the greatest athletic year in school history will best be remembered for "nappy headed hos"

I don't necessarily mean 'douche' in a perjorative sense

@O.D.B. McDowell: Agreed. And coincidentally or not, the soccer bashing posts are almost without exception the most unoriginal on the site.

@Dewey Decimal System: I was actually mildly following that, since it would have beeen interesting to see one of those two win the thing and then go get mauled by Liverpool and Boca Juniors in December in Japan.

So we don't get "Four Interesting Tidbits" on Houston Dynamo or a the musings of a diehard New York Red Bulls fan on why their team is the balls?

@PQ Crash: Actually Youppi! is now gainfully employed by the Canadiens.href= "[www.raisport.rai.it]">