True story: Back in the '90s, the New Jersey Devils former mascot, Slapshot, an assgrabbing man in a puck outfit, was brought up on charges of fondling a woman at the then Brendan Byrne Arena.

The last time this many people covered a Royals game, Buddy Biancalana and Steve Balboni were prominently involved.

@lieutenant winslow: You sure that was a "privacy fence" and not the border of the Dade County Correctional Facility?

@Jackmama: Good call. I was blinded by the fatness and paid no attention to details like lefty/righty.

Or maybe Clemens

#9 is Boomer Wells

They're aren't any black players in St. Louis, so we can rule out any of these guys being Cardinals.

@Big Daddy Drew: Where you stand on Christy Canyon as a pornstar says a lot about a man.

@Yostal: You mean it's not the Super Teriffic Happy Hour?

I'm already fatigued from reading all these Packer comments. I don't think I can go 36 minutes.

This thing's goin' down faster than a Thai hooker!

What if I revealed the results of Liverpool-PSV Eindhoven, which was a 3-0 thrashing by Liverpool?

@Weed Against Speed: It was "Florida takes its place...in history!"

Jim Nantz was thinking "I can't get to the serenity of Augusta National soon enough."

Donovan: "Well, we're way past big speech time. Anyone got anything they want to say?"

"And that makes TWO Shining Moments....Florida...is your national champion!"

I'm not going to buy a ring if Florida wins tonight, (thus giving me a victory in the office pool) but I am going to make it rain during One Shining Moment.

(Photo still has two douchebags in it.)

We're still in Brooklyn, which means we're gonna be able to watch "One Shining Moment"

With Hibbert, Oden and Afflalo all getting into early and frequent foul trouble, I'm sure you'll see the knee-jerk reaction from tons of columnists calling for a six-foul limit in college hoops.