Packer: "Can you believe a coach that young (Donovan) and successful is the dean of SEC coaches?"

we're shuffling back and forth between various Atlanta Applebee's.

1) Ted Drews

Is the Universe infinite in spatial extent? And what is the topology of space?

@Weed Against Speed: The announcers...they made a couple of cracks.

@Kid Canada: Emrick is the balls.

I've always wondered if Batista, he of "Batista with the CATCH!!!" fame, had hit that shot what sort of audio wonders would have transpired.

@AnalRapist: It might take a search party for you to locate...

@Lady Andrea: Not that I'm aware of. But if it involves sex and Joe Buck, count me out.

If Jim Nantz were announcing the day's work on Deadspin, he might say...

Donald Trump involved in self-promotion? Now I've seen everything!

I also wanted to see Tennessee win so Nantz could say....

The Hoyas must be George Orwell fans because they've rewritten a script from 1984! The Hoyas are your national champion!

If you polled 100 people on who finished 2nd in the Al East last year, how many of them would correctly guess Blue Jays?

What the hell ever happend to Luther Vandross? N——r use to be the black Pavarotti!

This is really more appropriate for yesterday's post, but it works here as well....

What has the site come to when there are 50 comments on an Ohio State post and no Mike Cooper jokes?

What? No Youppi! tag?

Have you heard about the Pirates of the Carribean sequel? It's rated Arrrrrrrr!

Maybe we'll get a post championship game interview with Bonnie Bernstein where Donovan says "I could give a shit about Kentucky right now."