Whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean your kittens don't have wings?

@Pam Ward needs no strap-on: Well, you could make an arguement that "dig its teeth into this one." is a double entendre, but only if you like it rough.

@The T Bag: I was 1998 First Team All-Big Ten Wang.

That baby will probably leave his parents for another set of parents in two years, all the while claiming he plans to stay with his birth parents.

Fozzie: What are you guys doing at the East regional?

I'd have a bigger problem with Geno Auriemma if he hadn't sleep with Sue Bird at some point.

Horatio: Alex, it looks like Mr. Brown [puts on sunglasses] got involved in some real monkey business.

Maybe if the refs weren't analyzing the clock after every end of the half play we could get to bed at a decent hour.

@Juancho: I have Joe Paterno holding for you on line one.

@oscarfactor: And don't forget about Adolph Rupp. I believe he once bit Kramer on the arm while trying to get in a cab.

The Cubs also had Randy Myers go all ninja on that stooge who stumbled out of the bleachers in '95.

Do you think that Owl was taunting the Russian a la Chaney and Calipari beforehand?

Here's the person who fingered Pokey.

Yeah, when I think plum coaching gigs at schools that are not "football first" I think....

I'm kinda bummed he wasn't sporting the transition lens in the mug shot.

This is almost as entertaining than my 1996 and 1997 versions of the "Hottest Girls of 1835 Hinman" brackets.

@lieutenant winslow: We have several White Castle's here in Chicago. I'd be willing to trade you one in exchange for a Chick-Fil-A or Waffle House.

@Land of Os(borne): Wasn't George Clooney up there with the Congress trying to solve that thing?

I'm not going to be compalining about anything today since my name isn't "Yannick Bertrand."

So, does anyone know German for "Injured by a slalom gate to the stones in a 2006 Super G Event?"