As a side note, how is this Oden's fault?Shouldn't Xavier fans be spewing their venom at the ref who, in their eyes, failed to make the call?

Wow. He did everything but insist that Oden's mom go back to her home on Whore Island.

Over/under on average home crowds in New Orleans next year: 7,500.

I don't hate James Brown, but I resent him for taking Gus Johnson's seat at the Sweet 16 table this year.

The biggest Dolphins fan died over the weekend.

The play-in game teams spent the night in a hotel that charges by the hour and has rubber sheets.

@UkraineNotWeak: Not only did he not know what Nantz was talking about, he made it worse by throwing out an akward comment about how he's never touched Nantz during a game. Say what?

That driving maneuver must have been diagramed by Rick Barnes.

When you think Sean May and March you think of the beautiful prose of Jim Nantz....

Apparently no one told Noah that it's not socially acceptable to drape yourself in velvet.

This goes out to the girl from the Snorg Tees ad: If you're not doing anything this weekend, give me a call. Maybe we can have the sex.

where they talked but Sierra fell asleep after an hour

The WWL has been running a nice picture of Pokey making the O face on their home page. I doubt that's by pure coincidence.

Just drive past that exit and keep on heading east until you get to Mons Venus.

And not on Classic, but Liverpool win for losing!

@Lt. Exley: Wow. Talk about crossing the line.

Hmm, let's see...win the Super Bowl and spend it at this party; lose the Super Bowl and spend it this way.href= "[deadspin.com]">

Are we sure that's not Peyton celebrating Diwali?

Sadly it was his neighbor's wife who lobbed a plastic cup at Artest, triggersing the whole incident, but Ron went after the wrong woman.

The top half screams "We must protect this house!"