Am I the only one who ever thought his name was just "Keteyian," and that Greg Gumbel was always saying "Let's go down to the sideline and our man, Keteyian"?

Hope the cups full of beer weren't the last place he sunk his balls. Yeah, I'm looking at you, blondie.

Cheer up. At least you live in a town with Gates BBQ. HI, MAY I HELP YOU!?

firearms-real and fake-is reserved exclusively for Disney cast members

You forgot about the man who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal.

tried to invalidate a guy's contract for soliciting an undercover cop for sex

The 17% of SNL that's actually good

Honestly, Tits McGee looks like she has more grease and oil on her face than the Valdez coastline.

That's it. I'm changing over to Dr. Tim Whatley. I hear he has a new policy- adults only.

Joey Porter asks "Am I one of the small number of people or am I one of the severance package people?"

Is that Terrell Davis on the left?

Hey, it may have been a re-run, but it still bears mentioning.....

Look at this...I'm wearing Lou Gehrig's pants. You don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious?

I'm on-board as well with the Flamingo. Nice pool, good rates, central location, crawling with hookers.

That's the shakiest, grainiest footage to come out of Texas since the Zapruder film.

How about some love for Nova's Scottie Reynolds going bonkers at UConn with 40 points?

@DannyG: You better believe it! My brother and I fired this back up over the holidays and I was getting whipped so badly I got an unprecedented SECOND troll and pulled off a wild 145-144 comeback.

Who would have thought that AJ's roast would be a more disease-free environment?

LeBron James, who will be a father for the second time in June

I'd put Nichols as 1992 Duke then. She's got a lil Hurley in 'er.