Don't forget, the 2005 White Sox sucked ass for most of September, then went 11-1 in the postseason.

That Piazza picture is just begging for a caption contest.

Twins in 4.

Why weren't Ace and Gary naming options?

The days are gone when darts players had a fag in their mouth

Come on, Wilf- you don't think this guyhref= "[etc.lawrence.com]"> could pull it off?

Not pictured- the corpse of John L. Smith riding in the back of the boat "Weekend at Bernie's" style.

I made a killing on Crystal Pepsi back in the day. My dad got a hold of a case in Dallas, where they were being test marketed, and I sold them at summer camp for $5 a pop! Gold, Jerry! Gold!

I passed on going to the Lamar Hunt US Open Final after learning that tickets (with fees) would cost me more than my tickets to see the US-Czech Republic in Germany.

I was all set to go to teh prestigious Lamar Hunt U.S. Open final, until I saw the cost of a ticket (with TicketBastard fees included) would be more than I paid for tickets to a US World Cup game.

Dr. Pepper, on the other hand, is loving all the logo play they've been getting this afternoon courtesy of T.O.D.

and by "wireless going down" you mean "succumbed to an urge to run out for pancakes."

Timbits? What a call! Did that just blow your mind because that just happened!

Hey, if you want to take your love of Waffle House and your witty writing skills to the next level, this is the contest href= "[www.wafflehouse.com]"> for you.

Isn't Five Friendlies a burger joint in the D.C. area?

Dallas police are grouchy and unhelpful, it appears.

Dallas police are grouchy and unhelpful, it appears.

New nickname: T.O.D.

Hockey? Hooray Hockey!

Playing for the SF Giants at age 109, huh? So was it the clear or the cream?