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And according to the story, that was only a warm-up toss. Just wait till that competitor is good and ready!

Can we petition to have the "Sweat It" dude removed from the rotation of American Apparel ads? I know they help pay the bills and all, but can't they stick to female jail bait in tank tops?

And Amanda Peet as the president of a television network? We're suppose to buy that? Come on! What, was Denise Richards not available?

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

I thought the scene of 60,000 WHITE people cramming to get IN the Superdome last night was an interesting contrast to 13 months ago.

I would love to take a crack at introducing tonight's game on ESPN.....

Beween the Pats story, the torn Chineese scrotum and the samuri sword killing, this afternoon has had a lot of Kung PAO! to it here on Deadspin.

Took the words out of my mouth BDD. Of course an effort to keep Sue Bird in town is a noble endeavor.

Subtle font change. That'll get 'em in '07.

Champagne after clinching a wild-card berth seems absurd. Only in baseball do teams party like it's 1999 after assuring themselves of no worse than 2nd in their division or winning an opening round playoff series.

None of us have commented on the dogs names: Tina and Nemo. Seriously?

Any more arboretums in the area?

Is that Harold from Harold and Kumar hosting the studio show?

Only the Lions would hire a guy whose two previous stops were Illinois and Indiana. Really took those squads to the promised land.

Don't start betting the under; Vegas has adjusted them accordingly (5 points less) as a result of this impact.

I'd say it's a safe bet Peppermit Patty has been taking testosterone. Why do you think Marcie calls here "Sir" all the time?

Mmmm...four teenage girls sandwich.

I believe that the Panthers played their first season at Clemson which is in South Carolina, so, if we want to get technical here...

The president of the USGA is Walter Driver? Seriously? Is the vice-president James Iron? The secretary Timothy Wedge? The treasurer...well, you see where I'm going with this.