Did that just blow your mind? Because that JUST happened!

Be the hammer, not the nail, bitch!!

This game remains the biggest playoff upset of the last 15 years; only the Vikings' loss to the Falcons in the 1998-99 NFC Championship Game comes close.

That last paragraph reads like one of those "Real Men of Genius" radio spots.

And the Atlanta Hawks?

I never pictured a croc killing him, but I never pictured a stingray doing it, either. It's like me getting killed by a poodle.

The Chick-Fil-A cows ate the peaches. It's just the Chick-Fil-A Bowl now.

Let the Bears pay the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax.

Denis, it's comforting to have found a fellow NJ Devils fan on here.

be=beat

Calling someone a fool is not very classy, JERKWHEAT.

Eric Zorn doesn't care about black speedskaters.

Speaking of starts if the intraweb, looks, it's our own Will Leitch makin' it big in the STL.

I wouldn't be suprised if Simmons' days are numbered. He's been getting a little more ballsy with his writing lately.

The Liverpool guy looks like he's the meanest and has the scars to prove it.

And sadly, one of those friends is Tom, who doesn't really count.

On his site, he sorta looks like this guy.

He is, as you can tell here, extremely clever.

Only if there's a special douchebag wing to the HOF.

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