Better than Skyline Chili?

Poor Costas. Couldn't somebody have helped the guy out with a few phonebooks or a milk crate?

Yeah...at least Malcom Glazer has a Super Bowl ring. The Browns just plain suck.

I'd rather see Dawson in the Hall than, as Harry called him, Ymmas Asos.

Mom! It's not true! It's not true! Not that there's anything wrong with it!

Oh, I played World Games (but on the Apple IIc)...complete with the Caber Toss and Bull Riding. God bless those mid-80's EPYX games.

So what's the cheat code to unlock Pat Robertson so you can start leg pressing 2,000 lbs.?

It's nice to see a story of mascot malfeasance that doesn't involve a young child or large-breasted woman getting the Harold Reynolds treatment.

Keep an eye out for the MILFs, too, Sir Hotbod.

I've got dibs: "You gotta put a body on Merv!"

Fire in the Sky? That movie freaked the shit out of me. When the guy returns and calls his buddies from the pay phone? Good God.

Maybe HR will pull a Pete Rose in Williamsport and sign autographs at the Hampton Inn up the road from the stadium.

The project has repeatedly tripped up and threatened to unravel.

To borrow a line from t-shirts that trumpeted Steve Mariucci's arrival in Detroit a few years ago:

wherever else you might want to affix synthetic hair.

In all seriousness, the Hitmen have a pretty sweet Web site for such a two-bit operation.

Nothing like exercising the old best interests of the Thunderplex clause.

Not to mention the cost of plastic beads

I'm not sensitive to it, I'm just trying to help you avoid pulling another Oil Can "They shouldn't have built the stadium so close to the ocean" Boyd.

For the record, it was the Cuyahoga River that caught on fire, not the lake.