RAY MUST GO! RAY MUST GO!

Game, Set and Match: Suss—

"Winners are Driven", huh? I'll set the over/under on cheesey business cliches in that book at 62 1/2. Any takers?

I use to have an imaginary friend named Shilo. We would play checkers togther. And you know what? Shilo would always let me win!

Yesterday was just a terrible day to be a former basketball player named Eddie Johnson who happened to not be accused of child molestation.

So apparently the pastor likes to show the ladies his Hornbuckle, huh?

CC- I went to college with that Matt Doherty. He was always walking around campus with this smug look on his face like, "Yeah, that's right, I was in Mighty Ducks. You ladies want a piece?"

Just saw that there's an "E-mail Coach Doherty" feature.

Great, now we're going to have some idiot on the internet talking about finding a rental car, and problems with hotels, and how he hates to fly the middle seat in coach on Continental, and his hazelnut half-caf latte having too much foam and...what? There is? Oh, never mind.

Just send apples instead. Clearly they could use them.

Between MoClarett and Diamond Jim Bowden, it's be a day of some rough mug shots here on Deadspin.

What the hell are you doing with a gun and a hatchet? What, in case somebody steps to you Snoop Dogg?

Oh, and yes, Six is good.

We're not going to say the words "Roberto Clemente"

You people make me sick!

Is it wrong that I find the pre-legal Hillary Duff a lot hotter than the legal Hillary Duff? It is? Hey, screw you for judging me!

The young women flash their breasts, and what follows is hardcore pornography that usually comes to a demeaning end with the men leaving or dumping the women on the side of the road.

Apparently no one ever did guard Merv and he parlayed that shit into a scholarship at Eastern Illinois.

After watching it again, two more favorites...

Quincy had a direct pipeline running from Northwestern's Teaching Television program in the mid-90s. I'm sure one or more Cats were somehow responsible for these atrocities.