Funny how Arroyo's season started to go south in a hurry right around the time the famed "Shit! Would you believe a double?" commercial debuted.

That was a very transparent and cheap way to somehow link this story to the Fred Smoot/Vikings Sex Boat incident.

Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

So is the Bleep League holding a supplemental draft right after the Maturbator-thon wraps up in London?

Cry, cry, cry about the Cardinals. Give it a rest. Last time I checked the team was still in first place by 3.5 games.

Don't forget the ladies.

You pulled that clip, MLB? That's bullshit! That's bullshit! That's the worst piece of sit-on-your-ass and protect you bullshit intellectual properties horseshit I've ever seen!

Where was fuckin' Dusty?

The late 70s Pirates were far and away the worst of that era, especially with those stupid pillbox hats and 85 different combos of yellow/black/white pinstripe shirts and pants.

I'm sorry..I don't really speak Japanese...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!!

Wouldn't it have made more sense to wear an Italian-American number 5 for DiMaggio?

First in your family? How about first ever?

Monster trucks spin around in lots and lots of mud this Monday, Monday, MONDAY!!!

A friend of mine, he being African-American, said he always targeted Jewish girls for one-night stands in college because there was "no way they were going to bring me back home to meet the family."

If those were tickets to the US-Czech game, he was probably better off.

Look, if they want a ratings gimmick, just try this...

If those pictures were taken by Isles owner Charles Wang, then I think we can safely say, "Hey Wang, what's with the pictures? It's a parking lot. Get some of this girl-on-girl action instead."

Joe Montana on the video board at the new Niners park.

I worked with the Braves during spring training a few years ago.

If my choices were play for Knight or join the Marines, I think I'd be off to see my local recruiter right quick.