I think we're giving Coop more credit than he is perhaps due. While his lefty, scrolling against-the-grain stroker ace technique wins style points, we have no proof that he's anymore than a one and done performer.

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A NSFW on the Hooters bit would have been a classy touch. That's all I'm sayin'.

That was as close as the 2000 Presidential election.

Can I have the last 2 minutes and 38 seconds of my life back, please?

Real classy, Mr. "Why Would You Ask A Stupid Question Like That?"

I'm not buying this no defense=not a sport theory.

No, think of it more like a noose.

If I may offer an explanation for the grammar/punctuation snafus...

Love that video clip..especially the Jame Gumb-esque "You know how many games we've seen here?"

Not to toot my own horn, but since you asked, I am the aforementioned heroic Deadspin reader.

Cheap Seats is hit and miss, but has provided plenty of laughs. When they stick to MST3000 style commentaries, the show tends to be quite hilarious. I still laugh my ass off at the Steve Garvey Marlin Tournament episode. Anyone? Anyone?

Myers would have been booed louder in SF if he had punched his boyfriend/life partner. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Some love please for the brilliant comment by Shanknuts calling Carl Monday King Friday the XIII.