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Dan Seitz
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When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

But he could call them Rohirrim, which is an awesome name for a harem. (It can still be a harem if it’s all guys, right?)

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

how to explain to the kids why i’m laughing out loud

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Was the hacker named Sid?

My wife had Fox News on last night when she went to bed. The woman and her two guests repeatedly talked about how embarrassing it was and how these soldiers were forced to do things they didn’t want to do and that it was basically an act of war.

True, but it’s the kind of illegality that... I assume you live in MA so I’m probably telling you something you already know, but when the ballot initiative to make it a civil offense was up there were TV ads with police chiefs talking about how stupid event they felt it was to have to lock up kids with weed. I’m 95%

I used to play End of the Tour on whatever was going to be my last show of the semester when I did college radio.

Joke’s on you! I sell furniture.

Apollo 18 was my first TMBG album. Sold me for life.

You can hold up to an ounce. $100 fine.

Since Deadspin will likely not dignify this awful game with a recap post, allow me to rant here.

Assuming you’ve more or less combined financies and can afford the electricity, water (if you don’t live in NYC) and whatever other bills you have, division of labor is probably the most important one here, especially if one of you works longer hours than the other. It’s important for the person working longer hours

The flannel is in the closet.

I don’t normally grammar nitpick, but this is anti-intellectualism in beer form. I don’t like IPAs either, so I drink lagers and double blacks and saisons from craft brewers. I also drink Bud Lights occasionally, and even still get fucked up bro every once in a while.

The point is Inbev is

Good questions. Also, Republican debates are prime-time because they are aggravated circus acts, and therefore make good TV.

Ugh, these guys seriously need to let it go.

The way Lex talks about Superman and Batman makes me feel like he knows their secret identities.

+1 for Phil Noto’s work.

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