I fully expect this reply to be deleted after what I have to say. I would like to apologize ahead of time to everyone for this.

They couldn't keep her, she was too hard to animate.

This game seems to represent a developer that is trying to push the envelope in a desperate attempt to give their cliched and relatively simplistic/simpleminded game some semblance of publicity without paying much for said publicity.

I'm getting a mental picture of that Bridesmaids scene right now because I am a terrible person.

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

Actually, I'm blaming the GF. I bet she didn't want to sit next to her BF so she told the BF that Ryan wouldn't switch seats. Then the BF got all pissed at Ryan even though the GF never even asked for Ryan to switch with the BF.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Christine Ha

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

My favorite Russian cheese is a nice Tsarmigiano-Romanov blend. Unfortunately, they don't make it any more.

Heh...how else are they going to learn that 69 is actually evenly divisible by 2?

"Remember children: when it comes to tackling, whether it be running backs or social problems, it is important that you never use your head."

"It is not difficult not to rape someone. " That right there. Well put. The mic you broke when it hit the floor might be taken out of your paycheck, though. But worth it, I would think....

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

Living in Vermont, one town over from where the Bac-ocalypse has started (and the worst rotary in America...) I'll add this, Sneakers is ridiculously good. The food is fantastic, one of the best breakfast places in an area packed with awesome breakfast places. One highlight, when the wait is long, you can go next…

Suing might be overboard but this shouldn't exactly be swept under the rug either. Tired of all these broken promises, I want accountability, damnit. I also would like a 1080p TV so I would have even more reasons to complain!

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

18,000 possible job eliminations? I couldn't imagine fearing of getting let go entirely. Holy shit man. I couldn't care less for XBOX TV exclusives, but that fuckin' blows big time. Sorry to all those who're getting cut.