“I simply assume all Caucasians cast a ballot for him. I know that seems wrong, but trust me, the ones who didn’t will let you know within .001 milliseconds of meeting you.

Gotta lead the little bastards but once you get the hang of it, you got yourself wabbit stew.

Crushing the Wii U isn’t hard, but for me the main question is can you port mobile games to this thing? Because if so, Nintendo couldn’t give less of a shit which pubs support it on the AAA level.

That really is the thing: The GOP really seemed to think that once he’d lost, he’d just shut up and go away. That was never going to happen, but now? They’ll never be rid of him. He’s the fart in the elevator. Years after he’s out of office, however he leaves, he’ll still be defecating in the punch bowl.

One that is overdue to be decommissioned. Seriously, if Putin ever decides to say fuck it and press the button there’s a pretty good chance his own missiles will airburst over Moscow.

Even after the first 15 hours, I couldn’t take the cutesiness. By hour ten I was looking at Tama and growling “Your the-skull will be my goblet. Your the-pelt shall be my loincloth.”

Yeah, the “Pro” here is pretty clearly more to stave off PS4 “demos” running on a $10K PC and to power giant convention center screens, rather than a consumer product.

Porn, cheap beer, advanced weapons technology, Twitter... 2016 is tailor-made for Duke.

Funny how when Sony gets an actual filmmaker, Larry Fessenden, to make “cinematic” games, they don’t get mired in “mundane gameplay.”

On a very broad level, there’s no fundamental difference between a video stream to a phone and a television signal to a TV. Just wavelengths. So why should somebody pay money to an unrelated company for a service they can easily get for free?

To be fair, in the original game the boss fights were farmed out to another company, and there WAS a trick to each of them. I died laughing when I punched out the final boss with a standard takedown.

The latter half of your statement is true. Which is a BIG source of the movie’s problems.

I dunno, I think if you’re showing up for a lethal playthrough, you kind of miss the point of the game. Each level is an elaborate knot to thread. Not that I'm above popping some jerk in the head, mind you, but teasing apart the solutions of each level is why I show up.

Don’t forget the new takedowns. If you’re crouching behind cover and do a non-lethal takedown, Adam leads with a punch to the nuts.

Whiny people angry US media companies are US-centric are a little-acknowledged sign of the End Times.

Gotham is often a trainwreck, but it’s never a BORING one, and the show’s embrace of its absurdity and love of black comedy has helped a lot. It does, occasionally, have hints of brilliance. Bruce confronting the man who killed his parents and refusing to kill him, and the Shirley-Jackson-esque turn with Peter…

Yeah, they’ve more or less made it clear they are not sticking to the comics at all. Which is fine! It’s an Elseworlds! I’ll take an Elseworlds as a TV series.

See, I’ll bet the sex is great, but A) he never has time for you and B) when he does have time for you, you realize he’s boring. Let’s face it, reading about Batman’s adventure is awesome but the dude would be a drag in real life.

Yeah, back in the old days, we did this shit in person.

Naboo apparently elects their queens if my horrible memories of Episode I are correct.