My theory is the cavemen we see are ALSO androids.

Yup. If you look closely you can see the Virtual Boy filtered into a lot of Nintendo’s later products (note the shape of the VB controller and the N64 controller, or that the 3DS uses a similar, if upgraded, system from the VB.)

True, and Valve’s running into that issue with the Steam Machine. But this is Microsoft were talking about; incredibly ambitious, poorly considered ideas that lock people into a Microsoft ecosystem are the norm. Remember when the Xbox One was going to require you to connect to the Internet and make used games a thing…

The odd thing is that Nintendo has clearly been researching VR all these years. The Wiimote is a VR controller.

To me it sounds more like Microsoft wants to transition console gaming to a PC model, where a lot of people are making consoles that play Microsoft approved games.

It sounds from the various interviews the Spidey games will be “timed exclusives.” It’s weird they’d task Insomniac with the job when Insomniac walked away from making platform exclusives a while ago.

This is a pretty good point. Those are damn good cookies.

You’re aware I was making a joke, right? Ease off the throttle, hoss.

But the money goes to adorable children, not some jerk who probably donated to Donald Trump.

Ho-lee shit. Good, good find. Thank you.

They’d never take away condoms. Then they might knock up their mistresses.

I could find it interesting if the aspect is Kratos is drawn in unwillingly to fight.

I don’t think Kratos dies in the opening of the game, but I’m not going to be surprised if he’s a smear by the end of the game.

I don’t think they’re going in that direction. The ending in particular, where Kratos seems uncertain whether to reassure his son, speaks to maybe after five games he finally learned something.

I always think that sign says “Busted Leadership.”

Frankly I’ll take the game trying to tackle this subject and eating it like a bad Tony Hawk player over pretending it doesn’t exist.

Gwent should have just been a standalone mobile game. Mostly so I could not play it in favor of Splendor.

Wait. Why HAVEN’T they done that?

Slimes have electrolytes, and they’re what people under plants need.

It’s good when Durotan and Draka are on screen. Toby Kebbel and Anna Galvin did a great job and deserved better.