Ahhh, teachers, the area of government where taxpayers demand the most quality for the lowest conceivable price. Watching wages skyrocket and states essentially pulling guns on their rich districts and forcing them to actually pay their share over the next ten years is gonna be hilarious.

Speaking as somebody with a lot of Southern family, seriously, that part of the country confuses “friendly” with “invasive and pushy” way, way too often. Seriously, the next time somebody asks the new neighbor about religion, thwack them on the nose.

The MOBA aspect make it a multiplayer game I’m enjoying for once. Instead of just Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Capture The Flag that Becomes Deathmatch Because Nobody Can Stick To A Goddamn Strategy, and Deathmatch with Objectives, you can do other things and actually be successful at them. Sneaking into enemy…

But if everybody owes each other enough money, nobody will ever nuke each other.

My personal favorite is when the study title picks a side in some dumb debate (vegan vs. carnivore) etc. but the actual study is saying something else entirely, which almost inevitably is more interesting than yet another “SEE! SEE YOU FOOLS! MY PERSONAL CHOICES ARE OBJECTIVELY CORRECT!” study.

As a life-long pedestrian, I can respect a jogger who clears a busy sidewalk when there are no cars coming, and I hate most joggers for being sidewalk-hogging dicks. Now, the people who walk in the street with a clear sidewalk? FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

I’d rank Boston and Miami a bit higher. Pittsburgh, Memphis, and Baltimore aren’t really that great unless you’ve lived there your entire life and have roots there.

Eh, just like Marvel is always heading back towards the status quo, DC is always in flux. Since I’ve been reading DC, they’ve killed every last member of the Justice League, redone the line about seven times, revived beloved characters, gender-swapped them, etc.

Man, it says something when you can’t sort fetish videos from comedy skits. Seriously, I’m not sure if that’s a ball-crushing video or a gag.

“I can’t tell who’s worse!”

Well, they got blogs to cover this, so... it worked!

Well, he’s a good representative of the kind of white men who think they can score with a Kardashian.

I believe 75% of Clinton primary voters would vote for Sanders and vice versa. Also if your other option is Trump, Sanders is gonna be awfully appealing.

Yeah, like I can’t in good conscience not vote or vote for a Republican, and nobody who knows a woman, a gay person, a non-white person, a trans person, could really do otherwise. Realistically I’m gonna be fine no matter who wins the nomination, that doesn’t mean I get to throw everyone else under the damn bus.

Both have the same answer; to balance the needs of all Americans. If it’s a straight popular vote, that would essentially hand almost total control of the country to, essentially, the major cities and the states that have them. Before you state that’s an ideal scenario, ask yourself how well you know the specific…

We should sort Sanders from the narrative of his supporters, mostly because they want a martyr instead of a candidate. I’m a straight white guy, and I’m pretty much done with straight white guys crying over Bernie’s struggles. If you really wanted to get shit done, you’d stop crying on Facebook and start campaigning…

I think he’d turn it down, to be fair. Still, though, considering the point of it all...

As a former HR guy, I can tell you owing child support is a huuuuuuge problem for a lot of employers. So yeah.

Increasingly I see people making the maiden name the middle name and the married name the last name.

It’s fun to attribute quotes from Stalin to Gandhi and see who falls for it.