Unfortunately, it seems to be a feature of modern puzzle games that game designers think that being able to knock together a clever toy means they must secretly be a philosophical genius, and Blow’s no exception. Probably the most unintentionally hilarious thing about this game is you wake up in cave and walk almost…

- Think “tech demo.” This is a game in love with what graphics engines can do, and that’s usually a rough theme for most of the biomes.

This game is a very, very, VERY blatant love letter to Myst and the sometimes obtuse adventure games it spawned.

Yeah, I beat that puzzle last night, although I admit that’s not the one that’s stumping me.

Wouldn’t there have to be at least two of them to pull that off?

While true to some extent, the main issue with that argument is, well, I like to use this analogy:

You find out your local grocery store has a deal where you can buy all your food for a month at an awesome wholesale price. But when you go there, you find the price, while great, includes EVERYTHING in the store, and…

ESPN and to a greater extent NESN is why I cut the cord five years ago now. I was furious I had to pay the Red Sox a tax for the privilege of watching cable TV in the Boston metro area.

Steve Rogers is supposed to be his appropriate age now, but he’s basically been kicking ass like nothing changed, so this isn’t much of a stretch.

Yeah, England and Germany got along gre-

Nope. You know why? Money. There are way more WWII movies than WWI movies, so if you set a movie during WWII, you have more access to props and costumes, it’s closer to the current time so it’s easier to find proper locations, and WWII puts asses in seats. If this were a decision to “not seem like Captain America”…

I can’t eat Chipotle because my preferred burrito is like half my daily calories. So if I eat it a lot, I will get fat, and it will fucking kill me.

WHY I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!

I’d tell you to Wiki it, but some asshole went in and gave him one slllllloppy beej on Wikipedia. Suffice to say, he is NOT a nice person and Blops took some liberties, but much like Manuel Noriega, the courts will likely take a “Yeah, fuck that guy” approach.

“If I were in the military, I would decide what orders I follow and which are bullshit!” You know, I had this attitude! It’s why I didn’t join the military!

I guess the rights to “Tomorrow Belongs To Me” were too expensive.

Look, just because a man orders people burned to death, laid seas of land mines his country is still trying to disarm, dragged out a civil war for a decade longer than it needed to go, and oversaw staggering, vomitous atrocities, that doesn’t mean you should compare him to barbarians.

Nobody would pay for it. If we’re talking seriously faithful to the Inferno, we’re talking a “walking simulator.” I could see it happening now, but the PS3 era? Nah.

There was a fascinating marketing survey leak from the late ‘90s that basically confirmed all the people snapping up SUVs at the time were dickheads. I suspect in cities like NYC little has changed there.

You do understand that milk cows have been bred, over generations, to produce more milk than a calf could ever consume, right? And that by leaving them unmilked, you would essentially leave them standing in a field, screaming in pain?

Also, yeah, it’s totally going to pass just for the tax revenue/police budget savings alone. The only reason it’s a ballot initiative is that Baker is such an ass-covering chickenshit.