To be fair, Superman in this continuity has basically done nothing but be nice to people and in return he has mercilessly been shat upon by both humans and his own damn species. If my kid were dealing with that, hell yeah I’d say “Fuck ‘em with a rail.”

Well, there’s always the practical solution.

So, who wants to go in on Kickstarter to buy every ticket to Qualcomm and donate them to local Sikh temples?

It’s a PS4 exclusive? I bet this one shows up a lot faster in the US.

I like how none of these fans realize they might be the reason he decided to get the fuck out.

There is a small quest there! You can actually get the mall up and running with a charisma check. The game just does nothing with it.

I came across a random guy, and as I was approaching a radscorpion burst out of the ground. That wasn’t the best part, though, the best part was he screamed “DAMMIT, YOU AGAIN?!” There wasn’t any payoff to that, but it was funny.

From my brief time covering court proceedings I can tell you right now that in his mind, he did nothing wrong. All the victims wanted it and are lying, in his mind. He can’t believe the jury “fell for it.” All monsters feel pity, but only for themselves.

So far, I like the ideas and themes better than I like the execution.

My favorite entry in the Weird Place Now game involves Cohen:

Gotta admit, that is pretty smart.

Coke front.

Come on, it’s not like it’s rain.

Absolutely 100% true! It just got on my nerves last year, as I live in the Boston area, and we got more than twice the average Minnesotan snowfall. Yet there were still these dicks: “OH IT’D BE NO PROBLEM IN MINNY-SO-TA!” Bullshit, I’ve met your transplants. I have told them not to shovel their snow in front of my…

Granted, I live in New England and we’re smug assholes about snow too, but damn.

And smugness about snow. Nobody knows how to deal with snow except Minnesotans. Usually this is a claim made by a transplanted Minnesotan right before they eat shit into a snow bank.

That’s fine, for you. But it’s my money, and I’ll decide where it goes, thanks. It’s that simple.

I’m gonna be that guy and defend ‘The Order: 1886.’ It’s a rock-solid shooter. It’s got some great level design with some superb encounters that are hard as nails but fairly designed to keep the pressure up. It’s a bit short, but it constantly shakes up gameplay, and it’s a hell of a lot of fun.