I’m gonna be that guy and defend ‘The Order: 1886.’ It’s a rock-solid shooter. It’s got some great level design with some superb encounters that are hard as nails but fairly designed to keep the pressure up. It’s a bit short, but it constantly shakes up gameplay, and it’s a hell of a lot of fun.

Re: ICEE Assholes. A) Fuck them. It’s your body. If they’re so microdicked they have to make fun of your choices, that’s their problem. B) I’ll bet these same dickheads hoover down protein shakes like no tomorrow, and those things are about as bad as an ICEE anyway.

Trump’s an old man angry that he’s irrelevant and blaming other people for his irrelevancy.

“Green Goblin has zero motivation and goes off on random tangents”

Hey, come on. A meteor strike could happen and miraculously end the game at 0-0 with nobody being hurt, but both sides humiliated! Root for the meteor!

Ha, yeah, I’ve brought that up a few times. Nothing like your satellite Internet going down because it’s cloudy.

Where I live, Boston, I have to pay for roads for the rest of the state while said state throws a hissy fit at the idea that even one penny of the taxes they contribute might go to the Boston public transit system, even while legislators offload environmental obligations and other debt onto that system.

The pants were just a random item (which you and every other person who replied with that comment are well aware of, but anyway), but since you brought it up, I live in a city, have bought pants on the Internet to “save time,” and, every time, have had to send them back for something else, sometimes multiple times. I…

I love that this has been the response to my comment, because it proves you haven’t actually done this. Not only have I ordered pants from the Internet, I know people who have to order their pants from the Internet. Unless you’re a model, it’s a lengthy process that often winds up with you sending multiple packages…

A) Developers would hate that system, and it would drive up the cost of game development to a ridiculous degree.

It’s a bit foolish to assume the most recent piece of data must be an outlier, no? Also I’m only going off what both Sony and Microsoft have said; remember all the talk about these being “ten year” systems?

Two reasons: Because they lose money on console sales and need to squeeze as much life out of each iteration as possible, and because most consumers give more of a shit about the games than hardware stats, something coming into increasingly sharp relief across the tech sector. Most people are settling for cheap “good…

“Beyond a shadow of a doubt” and all that.

Well, the numbers don’t lie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_c…

We probably won’t see new consoles for at least another five years. Sony and Microsoft are still supporting the last gen. I don’t think last-gen will technically die until Netflix upgrades its app beyond its capabilities.

Zack Snyder should not have directed Watchmen; he was just the wrong choice. That said, the first twenty minutes of that movie are pretty damn great, he worked his ass off to make a good movie out of the comic (even if he didn’t entirely succeed) and people seem unable or unwilling to acknowledge his job was way more…

“As usual, I have something else for you to look into.” Namely sending you to the same settlement three different times.

Yeah, let’s just say a fair chunk of both sides arguing about this in high school went on to use #AllLivesMatter as a hashtag.

Ha, not even close. Brattleboro, VT, home of the Colonels. I think they got rid of the mascot below and just use crossed sabers, now.

To be fair, forcing a viscous fluid through a rigid tube using muscle spasms isn’t the most reliable fluid delivery method. You work with whatcha got.