Not my best effort, but hey, good practice.

I’ll bet that means “Done on PC.” Porting is still a pain in the ass. There’s a reason major game publishers regularly have somebody developing the game and somebody else porting it.

Most of the time it doesn’t seem to be “deception” so much as “I have never manufactured a product before, and making thousands of copies of a physical object is really damn hard.” Like, I back a Kickstarter if the timeline seems grown up and reasonable, but I also fully expect that timeline to collapse.

Recently I said “Jesus, who owns a Ouya?” forgetting that I actually do own one.

Eh, this doesn’t sound shady to me. It sounds like a fairly typical back-end fuckup, to be honest. They were discussing a delay, the publisher told them they needed to clarify if there was going to be a delay by X date, they blew X date, the publisher told stores to delay.

The one benefit to all this is that Trump is sucking up all the oxygen from the other campaigns. Basically whoever actually wins the nomination will have a long, bloody fight to do it, while the Democratic candidate quietly uses the Obama infrastructure to collect funding and set GOTV operations.

Doom’s the problem. Doom is such a great villain his heroes have to be great, right? RIGHT? Not so much.

I think part of the issue is that FF just belong in comics; they’re built for the medium in a way that makes it tough to translate them to other media. Iron Man is a dude in a suit. Cap’s an acrobat with a shield. The FF are somebody you can’t see, a talking rock, a rubber dude, and a sentient fireball.

Excuse me, but with that icon, you need to say “Ha HA! Balls.”

This guy triggers more red flags for eating disorders than a Red Army propaganda team looking for thinspo.

Welp, that rules out what I thought: A driver had hit him. Ah well.

Aja isn’t really a minimalist to my mind: His layouts are often brilliantly complex and he uses a ton of visual cues in that issue. Look at those flowcharts!

Considering the duck’s tendency for violent rape? Rousey.

Company security was also issued new patches:

It’s simply going to be a matter of necessity. I don’t think that “real” versions of these foods are going away, but by the same token, they’re just going to get more and more expensive as the resources needed to produce them keep becoming more and more dear.

Really, there’s not much else to do except pay out rope and watch Putin tie the noose and stick his head in. Sooner or later he’ll pull the lever; problem solved.

I was going to say, I think the political issues are a larger problem here. Even if the US’s current foreign policy towards Russia wasn’t easily summed up with an eye roll and a wanking gesture, there’s no way in hell the US would pay for a road or rail link to Russia, and Russia couldn’t afford it even if they really…

That looks to me more like some driver accidentally hit Hitchbot, to be honest. I’m not sure that’s better, though...

...No.

It really should be a qualification for the Presidency to understand how your powers actually work.