I think part of the issue is that FF just belong in comics; they’re built for the medium in a way that makes it tough to translate them to other media. Iron Man is a dude in a suit. Cap’s an acrobat with a shield. The FF are somebody you can’t see, a talking rock, a rubber dude, and a sentient fireball.

Excuse me, but with that icon, you need to say “Ha HA! Balls.”

Considering the duck’s tendency for violent rape? Rousey.

Company security was also issued new patches:

...No.

It really should be a qualification for the Presidency to understand how your powers actually work.

So your entire argument that monitors and HDTVs are interchangeable boils down to, they cost the same? Really? Like, I’m not talking about arcane shit here, when I’m talking about monitors and HDTVs. They’re two different tools created for two different purposes; just because you can use one for the other doesn’t mean…

This is completely true! He was still an asshole.

So it’s Weird-Ass Gose chips?

The MPAA is a short answer. “Eek! A penis! An erect penis! NC-17! NC-17!” “But this is a sex education film for high school k-” “NC-17!”

Honestly, the first two are terrible outside their action sequences (and the first one should have co-credited Jules Dassin for that heist sequence), but the third one, when the franchise had to stop relying solely on Cruise jumping off of shit, is when it started to actually be the Bond movies it wanted to be.

That’s literally the best stadium story out of this entire series. My sympathies.

No, actually, they really haven’t. A PC monitor and an HDTV are different in some pretty important ways, like resolution, the ability to configure settings, all that stuff that, since we’re talking about pretty pictures, here, is important to getting the best possible pretty pictures.

...I really, really want to see the ads that will inevitably surround this app.

“You should subscribe to Solitaire.”

Sheldon Whitehouse has done a wonderful thing.

I live on Boston and kinda want to see that. We should do a Kickstarter.

Yeah, he didn’t destroy his phone over ball pressure. He had something else on there he didn’t want to inevitably leak to the public. I’m guessing it’s dick pics, maybe cheating on his wife, something like that.

You’re the one who picked the argument with me over the T, dude. You tried to troll, you lost. Deal with it.