The friendzone is only real if you befriended somebody with the goal of eventually having sex with them.

BUT YANKEES! MURKA’S TEAM! 9/11!

But don’t worry, as baseball fans will reassure you, a fanbase that is overwhelmingly older and white won’t impact the sports’ popularity as time goes on!

Eh, I’ve seen it work both ways. It’s just one is more popular to Hollywood executives who talk to actresses all day than the other.

Yeah, basically if the only reason you’re spending time with somebody is you’re trying to fuck them, you’re not their friend. Only sociopaths think that way.

The funny thing is I actually dislike the franchise myself for varying reasons, I just found the low-hanging humor fruit first.

Considering TLOU, I’ve got hope.

Eh, Gannsett is equivalent.

I have nothing against cheap, okay beer. I do enjoy craft beer, but I also enjoy cheap beer, provided I am not expected to drink it all the time and/or have to deal with people who think drinking cheap beer is somehow a sign of masculinity instead of a sign that you have little confidence in your masculinity and take…

YOU FELL INTO THE TRAP NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW

Also they’ll probably lump all the DLC on the disc.

Meh, Tomb Raider wasn’t exactly what you call free-roaming.

Hey, it beats Lara by eight months. :-)

Sure, I do too. I’m just pointing out that this maybe doesn’t merit a ton of outrage.

But, but, but how will I get my platforming/action/puzzle fix with an Indiana Jones theme until then?!

Oh, come on, this is sheer Pats fan conspiracy theory paranoia. I could see the owners wanting this to stand as a hammer to use on players who get out of line, but for a playing advantage? Nah.

...They have a website you can order from?!

Yeah, if the parent is making an effort, it honestly doesn’t bother me. I get it. You’re basically dragging around a tiny drunk. I’ve dragged around a full-sized drunk, there’s just a limit to what you can achieve in that situation.

If you haven’t read Walker’s take on Shaft, published by Dynamite, it’s a must-read. It also wrapped up after six issues, but I hope Walker and Bilquis Everly get another crack at John Shaft, and that Walker gets some space on Cyborg to build out Vic Stone some more.

>SHRUG< I mean, I guess we’ll find out, won’t we? Aspyr definitely is not a console publisher, and certainly they might just want to get the game running well for the inevitable buys from casual Star Wars fans/people who’ve never bought the game. But considering the current remaster craze, and the fact that they…