A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

For some reason, this immediately popped into my head looking at the above photo:

The actress is generally the person who can salvage a bad situation.

While true, by the same token, damn did Angie come off as infatuated with Peggy. Granted, who can blame her, but it felt a bit like they wanted to out Angie, at the least, and could not quite pull the trigger.

Generally posting this on FB is code for “Listen, don’t call the station and bother us. This is everything we have on the arrest right now.”

I really hope it’s not a teenager. Watching senior citizens pretend teenagers don’t terrify them while jerking it frantically to the idea of beating them up is the saddest thing on the Internet.

Give it twenty years: Disney will just quietly dump it onto YouTube.

You ever read “For The Man Who Has Everything?” If anything this is a pretty light take on Krypton not exploding.

Well, in theory, the EEO is supposed to audit you regularly. In reality, even if you’re fully compliant, there’s an excellent chance they will show up, collect the photocopies, and you will never hear from them again. I took a temp job where the EEO showed up and I was asked to give them anything they wanted; it was a…

To be honest, the comic is a painful read for me. Basically the book has one joke: Harley is dumb. Well-meaning, but dumb. Combine that with the redesign and it feels like Little Annie Fanny with a mallet. Starfire is the same way, but at least the overly literal thought balloons are amusing.

The first season of the Flash made “Reasons to Slap Cisco” a drinking game.

I honestly think if somebody seriously called me a cracker, I’d just laugh at them.

Well, the last movie, he destroyed every remaining scrap of the culture he came from and sacrificed his morals to protect humanity, which he is continuing to do. In exchange it appears he is getting fucked over. If I were his adoptive parent, I would be a wee bit bitter!

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is really about getting that Maxim photo spread cash instead of winning. If I remember correctly Anna Kournikova never won a singles title, and yet she was probably the most famous tennis player in the world for a while.

Somewhere there is a hilarious police report from the ‘90s, I want to say Philadelphia or Baltimore, where a men’s ballet company got in a bar fight and just completely beat the shit out of a bunch of locals who insulted them to their faces. I can’t find it on Google, and I haven’t seen it in ten years, but it is a…

No accidents yet. Only take the one, y’know.

Yeah, really, that’s what I’d lead with. “I love you as a friend and do not want you to die in a car accident.”

My circle of friends is rapidly all changing their voicemail greeting to “Are you sure this isn’t something you can text me about?”

The firmer, bristled one. I never use the pot scraper but the stiff bristles are perfect and keep their shape.

But bad movies make money all the time.