Meh. Timed exclusive. It sounds a lot like Sony is just covering the porting costs and chipping in with the marketing.

Nah, Sega loves rereleasing old games, they’re probably working on ports as we speak.

It was also an experimental game doing things that had never been done before. Open world games are a lot more common now and there are “off-the-shelf” tools he can just use instead of programming his own code.

Do you have any tips for how far you can push rolling natural 20s with shaved dice until the DM gets suspicious? Asking for friends.

“Fireball Whiskey Lemonade” made me blurt “FUCK YOU” just reading it. Then I saw what went into that acidic monstrosity. Strawberry, lemon, and cinnamon? Fuck you.

You people eat scrapple. There’s nothing normal about you.

Most MRAs have them out the wazoo. Also “mommy issues” does need to be a Thing.

I think Sandler is just generally out of fucks. In interviews recently he’s more or less admitted he makes bad movies because he’s contractually obligated to do so.

Jesus Christ, I lived in a state that was 95% white (Vermont) and nobody would do this shit. Even without recent events, who thought this was a good idea in any reality?

What? What’s the big deal? Some wife-beating dirtbag calls me, I don’t return his calls either.

Well, yeah. Roll that name on your tongue. It’s like the EU version of naming someone Melvin Lipschitz.

He still named his kid Zevulon, though.

Somewhere a smug vegan is reading this, nodding and smiling, while pouring out a glass of almond milk.

“That’s... that’s a bad case of phimosis, Bud.”

If this goes the way their boycotts usually do, you won’t be able to find Chobani in stores for weeks.

For the non-nerds in the audience:

Damn you, ya got me. +1!

Please tell me this also applies to male fighters and their pecs.

Hey, do they need a host? This guy’s pretty good with this stuff:

Oh, Jesus Christ, that’s even worse.