I’d rather see an end to gerrymandering, “voter ID” laws repealed, and the rules changed to run elections on the weekend. All of that would do a lot more than a law that pretends money hasn’t been thrown around behind the scenes for elections for decades.

The problem is public perception, not the actual act. Keep in mind this is the same guy who figured it was OK for a player to beat his wife as long as the public didn’t know about it.

Obligatory, but: Beating your wife? Being involved in a murder? Fighting dogs? Being repeatedly accused of sexual assault? Drunk driving? Screaming racial slurs at a concert?

Yeah, it’s industrial technology. This won’t be in consumer vehicles for years, thanks to stupid people insisting on the illusion of control.

Well, the NFL IS out to get them, but because the Patriots are compromising the quality of the product. That’s the real issue here. Gooddell doesn’t give a fuck if the Patriots actually cheated. He gives a fuck that they got caught and people might stop following the games, and thus the NFL might lose a precious…

Nah, the real comedy is found in Patriots haters. I live in Pats country, and basically they want Brady executed by firing squad and seem to be furious he hasn’t been banned forever.

Human breast milk is way, waaaaay different from cow’s milk, chemically speaking.

My issue is that the standard cup brews weak coffee. It’s really that simple. If I can see the edge of my mug through it, I’m not happy. :-)

C’mon, man, there are some real atrocities on the Hefeweizen front. Way too many breweries somehow, some way, make a beer brewed out of wheat taste like goddamn corn.

Well, a lot of the newer IPAs are just different styles with more hops in them.

I don’t mind bitter flavors, and I actually quite enjoy some of them. My problem is when bitter is the ONLY flavor, which is an issue with too many IPAs.

I can’t speak for Holdin, but Sixpoint hops the shit out of everything they make, and that plus naming their beer Resin makes me green with rage. Those people would overhop a goddamn milk stout.

“Look at your Liu Kang. Now look at my Liu Kang. This is the Liu Kang you could be, if you still had a head.”

I’ve yet to see one that wasn’t the same basic design, though: A shotglass with mesh sides. Kinda annoying, really.

Well, you act like an asshole towards specific groups of people (the trans community, bisexuals, women who criticize you), they’re gonna call you an asshole.

It’s nice to see Megan from Night Vale is doing well after giving birth.

Practically speaking, though, what you really need to know can be summed up in one song:

...You’re fucking kidding me.

Not even they use it, unless they’re SCA members. I imagine Franzen paging through a thesaurus, looking for synonyms for “clothes.”