I mean, maybe it’s not spectacular parenting, but it’s not “take your kids away” parenting.

Infamous Second Son? The Order 1886? Disgaea 5?

Man, I remember when the Wizard sucked so hard, my dad got free courtside tickets because they were raffled off at work and nobody wanted them.

“It’s a far less likely outcome than the robber simply taking the money in the register or leaving empty-handed.”

While that’s not impossible, keep in mind you’re trying to argue that people who are either extremely sick, mentally ill, or straight-up stupid can logically think through actions and consequences, and will…

But I can’t drink Diet Dr. Pepper. Their advertising tells me only Dr. Pepper 10 is for men.

Souls.

I think it’s the ass flavor that’s the real deciding factor here. One suspects Coke Zero is eating into Diet Pepsi sales a bit.

What gets me is the whole “surgical status/genitals” thing. Leaving aside all the other issues with that, Jesus fucking Christ, it’s called “tact.” I don’t ask people about their genitals because it’s private, for fuck’s sake. This isn’t a hard concept to grasp.

He was a good artist. Sin City is absolutely brilliant in its use of negative space and architectural design. I’m starting to think his recently reported health problems were both longer-term and a lot worse than we’ve been hearing.

If you read the press release, Brian Azzarello is doing the actual writing and they haven’t picked an artist yet. So this might actually be good.

MTV has been quietly bringing it, scripted TV-wise, I have to admit. I’m not the hugest fan of Awkward on a personal level but it is a damn accomplished show. It reminds me of when it used to be a haven for underground animation.

I have to admit, though, that’d be a fun kinda doomed.

I didn’t even see the “college experience” thing, I thought the suit was about the impact on his grades, and even then IANAL, but that seemed a stretch. He’s not paying Columbia to party with him.

I have a dog and a cat. I love them both, but only one knocks shit over when he’s bored and I’m trying to work.

I find your second sentence to be extremely unlikely, and one suspects that’s going to come up at trial. Maybe even trigger a criminal investigation! Just not the one this guy is hoping for.

DING DING DING

OK, yeah, better analogy.

Re: The Stormtrooper question, the rumor going around is that the cloning tanks or whatever have been blown to shit, so the Empire is pressganging anybody the right age.

Which is weird since the actor is Maori, but eh. It’s not like Lucas is a master of racial sensitivity.

Well, we know what it should be: