Oh, what a surprise. Narcissistic behavior from Elon Musk?

I kind of glad it cost so much. Easier for me to say ‘no’.

You are mid 30s, and you ‘yearn for life in the 90s’? How old were you? That’s what you yearn for. 

Yup, this is the car my young son loved. I didn’t have the heart to tell him my real opinion of it. Sometimes you just have to make those little sacrifices.

Trucks aren’t too big. The issue is they all have extended cabs, like they are trying be cars.

Its base model, so less to break. That’s a feature, not a bug. My Tacoma has hand crank windows, no cruise control, and no FOB. I like it that way just fine.

A lot of people do stuff like this. Jeeps wave at other jeeps. Minis wave to other minis. Its sort of a way to relate in a world full of walls.

The main problem, of course, is getting parts. A car made in 1969 needs lots of them.

Oh, you think a bedbug is just a bug, do you? Bwhahahahahahahahah. You should look them up.

ChatGPT will adapt to the language style you are using when it answers, so yes, it will use words like gonna and aint.

4 doors is two too many for me. Plus something as boring as this NEEDS a manual so you don’t fall to sleep while driving.

“Forbes continued, explaining that there doesn’t need to be video evidence of you using your phone for law enforcement to figure out...”

I’m gonna say the Pontiac Vibe. I had some GM CC dollars to burn so I got one because of its Toyota roots. I hated the setting position so much, I ended up giving it to my wife. She took it during the divorce - did me a favor.

I hope you don’t think that thing is towing that boat, because its clearly not if you aren’t on cloud 9.

I remember thinking the year the Dodge Ram redesign came out how ugly they were. Sort of grew on me, I suppose, but they never really looked at good as the F series to me. I bought one of the Rams, too, but got rid of it right away because it was too fancy for me.

I love single cab work trucks. My daily driver is a tacoma work truck. Hand crank windows, no key fob, manual tranny. No cruise control or even intermittent windshield wipers. There’s nothing to break.

That’s a rich prepper’s truck, right there. Hit it big on bitcoin. He keeps it in his second garage in the event of a zombie apocalypse. He’s hoping.

As a retired product design engineer who made American Made stuff my whole life the answer is...

It’s all cosplay for LEO, 100% of the time.