Well you see, when a little black kid and a little white kid with Jello get together, out pops a cow!

This is so good.  Gen-X still appreciates the who-gives-a-fuck beauty of the ‘90s.  Nihilism is practically baked into the cake.

I’m a young Gen-X, or xennial, so same thing.  You’re probably more Gen-X’ish, since most of the millennial bashing seems to be aimed at those ten years younger than you.

Hmm. must have been inspired by the ranch hose at “Guy Fieri’s.”

I’ve reached the age where strangers trying to convince me how cool their playlist is annoys the crap out of me.

These are people who adore Marmite.

Hey everyone - If you install ublock origin, go to its settings, select My Filters, and then paste:

“Banana”

Speaking of Bill Cosby PSAs, this one that was shared on Jon Oliver’s show is, in retrospect, mind blowing (they show it right away, so you don’t have to watch the whole thing):

gripping my shit between my fingers like I’m some fapper smoking from a cigarette holder

This video is literally linked in the story, so . . .

The Astros have cheerleaders???

Let’s remember some guys

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Surely Drew will be excited to see this.

The headline currently reads:

I have all the Python stuff on DVD, but it’s now on Netflix!

Any job featured on old episodes of Insomniac With Dave Attell.

When people say that their taste matures, they are referring to their exposure and acclimation to a broader and broader array of foods and flavors. They aren’t literally referring to the objective ability of their sense of taste. It’s a figure of speech.