I was not a baller, and my oldest car was a ‘75 Dodge Dart.  I’ve got nothin on Skee-Lo

From what I’ve heard, it’s much easier to score on Uranus.

BOOM ROASTED

Co-sign 100%. Also, what’s the reasoning for removing the top article previews when you hover over sister site headers at the top of the page? That used to drive me to other articles of interest across the entire G/O Media family & now I rarely find myself on any site other than Deadspin & Lifehacker. If they’re all…

(bad French accent) “What does a silly tire company know about food, anyway?” (/bad French accent)

...when you’re playing FMK with Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, and Amy Adams, there’s only so many good options to go around...

Is Chili a Health food?

60% of the time it works every time. 

Me too

While we still have Will Smith, we still have hope.

Tennis kayfabe? You cannot be serious!

They lost by one score to a team that’s lost 4 of its last 22 games, 3 games into a season with a new head coach and a bunch of new players.

Obligatory:

He’s fallen a long way since the split from Rakim.

You sweet summer child. 

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

Just be glad she didn’t order a Coldcut, Unpasteurized cheese, No Tomato.