Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

Also, bees! </obligatory>

Given his desire to cheaply knock QBs out of games, the NFL really needs to investigate if Gregg Williams gave Sam Darnold mono.

Thought for sure that was Blake Shelton..

How can I tip 15% for delivery? When all the guy does is delivers the food? He is not serving it.

You’re right on the article. A few things to make it make more sense.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Right now the patriots are acting like this 

Oh my God, please let this happen:

Right. The plan was to throw away $30 mil guaranteed to get $9 mil. That’s some galaxy brain strategy

Yeah, such an original thought.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

The -gate thing is this annoying tick the American press seems to have with attaching “-gate” to the end of a descriptor about any scandal. The origin is that the scandal that brought down President Nixon involved break-ins at the Watergate Hotel. So the entire mess came to jsut be referred to as “Watergate.”