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Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

Also, bees! </obligatory>

Given his desire to cheaply knock QBs out of games, the NFL really needs to investigate if Gregg Williams gave Sam Darnold mono.

There’s a pool and a pond. The pond was good for him.

Thought for sure that was Blake Shelton..

How can I tip 15% for delivery? When all the guy does is delivers the food? He is not serving it.

Driving a 2016 Saturn would be quite a thing.

You’re right on the article. A few things to make it make more sense.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Right now the patriots are acting like this 

Oh my God, please let this happen:

Right. The plan was to throw away $30 mil guaranteed to get $9 mil. That’s some galaxy brain strategy

Yeah, such an original thought.