Right now the patriots are acting like this 

Oh my God, please let this happen:

Right. The plan was to throw away $30 mil guaranteed to get $9 mil. That’s some galaxy brain strategy

Yeah, such an original thought.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Damn. We were within 2 days of seeing “The Last Boy Scout” opening sequence in real life.

I don’t want to carry water for the NFL’s broken and ridiculous kangaroo court, nor do I want to be carrying water for potential domestic abusers, but I am also reticent to convict and ban people from employment without hard evidence.

Yep. Just now. First time.

Even as recently as, say, 15 or 20 years ago, the typical person didn’t read the New York Times regularly, and certainly didn’t read the opinion section regularly. And yet, you probably knew, through osmosis or whatever, that it was the paper of record, written by elites, with its opinion section being the most…

I was sitting at my desk reading a blog.  2 minutes ago. 

+1 god having mercy upon your soul

Well, it’s not the worst interpretation of The Puppy Who Lost His Way I’ve ever heard, but it’s close.

God. Reading these things gives me such a weird mix of emotions. I want to laugh and cry and choke someone to death, all at the same time.

The -gate thing is this annoying tick the American press seems to have with attaching “-gate” to the end of a descriptor about any scandal. The origin is that the scandal that brought down President Nixon involved break-ins at the Watergate Hotel. So the entire mess came to jsut be referred to as “Watergate.”

Ronnie Tump’s running for office? Shit, man...he’s a good egg. Drove a sweet ass Trans-Am throughout much of high school...

brb pledging my allegiance to Taco Bell.

CTE: Not just for guys.

He should have gone with honky

Actually, it’s Arby’s.

What what?