Re: Pens

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

Fuck that!

There is so much buzz around the Browns and Mayfield that I am now anticipating a 5-11 season with Mayfield either injured or benched by Week 10. The universe will not tolerate a timeline that has the Browns succeeding.

Eh, Mitch Trubisky made a Pro Bowl. Hell, you probably made a Pro Bowl at sometime and they just forgot to tell you.

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

The “Pittsburgh Left”

If you see Shifty Shellshock, you’re in crazytown.

After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

this is the shitty real life version of Randy Floyd’s coach

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

I’ve never been mad on tv

what the fuck does this have to do with Demarcus Cousins?

No Pope Thrower? 

The Wonder Years. I loved how the final scene shows a happy snapshot of the Arnold family during the 4th of July, while Adult Kevin narrates a bittersweet account of what happened to them later. Dad died; Wayne took over the family business; Karen the hippie sister got a job and raised a family. And Kevin and Winnie…

Call me when someone decides to wear this facepaint

Come on, Barry. Shane Beiber is neither out nor Trevor Bauer. Threw a 1-hit shutout last night, was All-Star MVP.